MoMurder-na Harmaceuticals Presents: The VAER Y SCARY 19 VACCINE!!
“100% Safe and Effective ... Until It’s Not!!“
Are you tired of living a long, healthy life? Do you long for the excitement of a debilitating, mystery illness? Well, worry no more!! The VAER Y SCARY 19 VACCINE is here to shake things up!!
Straight from the brilliant minds who brought you opioid epidemics, thalidomide babies, and the food pyramid that made you diabetic, MoMurder-na is proud to offer you a vial of Holy Water designed to fortify your faith in modern medicine.
Side effects?? Only the BEST!! Here are the top 19 thrilling adverse events waiting for YOU and your family!!
🧘 Anaphylaxis - Because breathing is overrated
💕 Myocarditis & Pericarditis - Give your heart that warm, inflated feeling!!
🚑 Thrombosis with Thrombocytopenia Syndrome (TTS) - Clots? Low platelets? Why not both?!!
🦽 Guillain-Barre Syndrome (GBS) - Who needs mobility when you have compliance?
💉 Severe Allergic Reactions - Let's see if your EpiPen works!!
🤸 Seizures - A great way to shake up your nervous system!!
❤️🩹 Stroke - A stroke of bad luck, but hey, safe and effective!!
❤️🩹 Heart Attack - Because nothing says protection like cardiac arrest!!
🎉 Pulmonary Embolism - Breathe deep ... if you still can!!
🙈 Deep Vein Thrombosis - A clot of fun for the whole family!!
🥳 Appendicitis - Appendix?? Who needs one anyway?
🙇 Intestinal Obstruction - Your gut instincts were right to be afraid!!
🚑 Kawasaki Disease - Vroom vroom!! Straight to the pediatric ward!!
🔥 Multisystem Inflammatory Syndrome in Children (MIS-C) - The kids are NOT alright!!
🧏 Bell’s Palsy - When your compliance shows ... on only half your face!!
Transverse Myelitis - For those with backbone!!
👀 Optic Neuritis - Who needs eyesight when you have blind faith?
🏥 Autoimmune Disorders - Your body’s new hobby? Attacking itself!!
☠️💉☠️💉 Death - R.I.P.
Worried? DON’T BE!!
The ’safe and effective’ data was carefully curated, massaged, and retroactively adjusted by esteemed experts in white coats - the same ones who promised you that cigarettes were good for your throat and DDT was safe to spray on your kids!!
And if the ’science’ isn't enough to calm you down, don't worry!! We've got free Happy Meals waiting for you and your loved ones - post jab!! 💉☠️👍 Because nothing says ’trust the science’ like an over-processed burger and fries served with a side of coercion!!
CLOSING JINGLE
(To the tune of a cheerful ad ー think McDonald’s but sinister!!)
“Get the shot, don't ask why!!
Ignore the deaths ー comply, comply!!
It’s VAER Y SCARY, but don't you stress...
Side effects mean it works the best!!“
Narrator: MoMurder-na Harmaceuticals ー “If you survive the first dose, we’ve got boosters lined up just for you!!“
🚨Warning: Some customers may experience buyer’s remorse, loss of bodily autonomy, or sudden urges to question authority. If symptoms of critical thinking persist, please consult your nearest fact-checker. 🚨
Oh my god, my sister and I are beside ourselves with laughter. I don't think I have ever read anything so brilliantly sarcastic and yet, so tragically true.
I have no understanding of how vaccines function. Could you please explain to me how, if our T cell development is mostly in our epithelial layers, it makes sense to inject anything deeper than that epithelial layer? It would seem to me to make more sense to scratch the epithelial layer and introduce the vaccine there. What am I missing?
Nice way to back off the deceptive "vaccine" label but not say TRANSFECTION the decades old bench tool that produces Gain of Function aka transfected cell culture & keep confusion which obscures the crime of known lobotomy level crime & rebrand the insanity for IP cash cow.
I'm grateful that you've been designed to address issues like this. I appreciate your clarity of mind and of speech that enables you to require answers that you understand so you can help us understand. Thank you.
😀 ’SATIRICAL’ PROMOTIONAL ANNOUNCEMENT 😀
MoMurder-na Harmaceuticals Presents: The VAER Y SCARY 19 VACCINE!!
“100% Safe and Effective ... Until It’s Not!!“
Are you tired of living a long, healthy life? Do you long for the excitement of a debilitating, mystery illness? Well, worry no more!! The VAER Y SCARY 19 VACCINE is here to shake things up!!
Straight from the brilliant minds who brought you opioid epidemics, thalidomide babies, and the food pyramid that made you diabetic, MoMurder-na is proud to offer you a vial of Holy Water designed to fortify your faith in modern medicine.
Side effects?? Only the BEST!! Here are the top 19 thrilling adverse events waiting for YOU and your family!!
🧘 Anaphylaxis - Because breathing is overrated
💕 Myocarditis & Pericarditis - Give your heart that warm, inflated feeling!!
🚑 Thrombosis with Thrombocytopenia Syndrome (TTS) - Clots? Low platelets? Why not both?!!
🦽 Guillain-Barre Syndrome (GBS) - Who needs mobility when you have compliance?
💉 Severe Allergic Reactions - Let's see if your EpiPen works!!
🤸 Seizures - A great way to shake up your nervous system!!
❤️🩹 Stroke - A stroke of bad luck, but hey, safe and effective!!
❤️🩹 Heart Attack - Because nothing says protection like cardiac arrest!!
🎉 Pulmonary Embolism - Breathe deep ... if you still can!!
🙈 Deep Vein Thrombosis - A clot of fun for the whole family!!
🥳 Appendicitis - Appendix?? Who needs one anyway?
🙇 Intestinal Obstruction - Your gut instincts were right to be afraid!!
🚑 Kawasaki Disease - Vroom vroom!! Straight to the pediatric ward!!
🔥 Multisystem Inflammatory Syndrome in Children (MIS-C) - The kids are NOT alright!!
🧏 Bell’s Palsy - When your compliance shows ... on only half your face!!
Transverse Myelitis - For those with backbone!!
👀 Optic Neuritis - Who needs eyesight when you have blind faith?
🏥 Autoimmune Disorders - Your body’s new hobby? Attacking itself!!
☠️💉☠️💉 Death - R.I.P.
Worried? DON’T BE!!
The ’safe and effective’ data was carefully curated, massaged, and retroactively adjusted by esteemed experts in white coats - the same ones who promised you that cigarettes were good for your throat and DDT was safe to spray on your kids!!
And if the ’science’ isn't enough to calm you down, don't worry!! We've got free Happy Meals waiting for you and your loved ones - post jab!! 💉☠️👍 Because nothing says ’trust the science’ like an over-processed burger and fries served with a side of coercion!!
CLOSING JINGLE
(To the tune of a cheerful ad ー think McDonald’s but sinister!!)
“Get the shot, don't ask why!!
Ignore the deaths ー comply, comply!!
It’s VAER Y SCARY, but don't you stress...
Side effects mean it works the best!!“
Narrator: MoMurder-na Harmaceuticals ー “If you survive the first dose, we’ve got boosters lined up just for you!!“
🚨Warning: Some customers may experience buyer’s remorse, loss of bodily autonomy, or sudden urges to question authority. If symptoms of critical thinking persist, please consult your nearest fact-checker. 🚨
Oh my god, my sister and I are beside ourselves with laughter. I don't think I have ever read anything so brilliantly sarcastic and yet, so tragically true.
HUGE THANKS for the positive feedback!! MASSIVELY APPRECIATED!! 💕👍🎉
😂 - great work.
As for Myocarditis - Jimmy Dore has been saying that "your heart will be 'swelling with pride', because of taking the 'vaccines'".
Profound heartfelt thanks!! 💕❤️🩹🚨👍
A couple to add:
Fertile issues because your extra bleeding makes you feel like a lady.
Your liver loves being pushed to the limits with extra enzymes.
Brutal, yet true!!
The absurdity accentuates the degree of indoctrination so prevalent. Humor can cut through people's ridiculous posturing and underlying bias.
Sadly, some people seem to have no sense of humor whatsoever.
There's been so much harm, and that shouldn't be trivialized, but if we can laugh we can start to heal.
🎯🎯🎯👍👍 AGREED!! Whole-inflammedーheartedly!!
Excellent. I love sarcasm made me laugh. Thank you.
MASSIVE THANKS!!
Did you steal a copy of what our regulators
propose for compliance with Nuremberg Code Informed Consent rules?
Thank u 🌷
LNP-based prophylactic injections sounds like an oxymoron to me.
Dr Jessica Rose 🌹 looking forward to it especially on IPAK EDU 😊👍 With a strong cup of coffee for sure ☕️
Thank you for all that you are doing. Keep up the good work.
I have no understanding of how vaccines function. Could you please explain to me how, if our T cell development is mostly in our epithelial layers, it makes sense to inject anything deeper than that epithelial layer? It would seem to me to make more sense to scratch the epithelial layer and introduce the vaccine there. What am I missing?
"novel LNP-based prophylactic injection methodologies"
Nice way to back off the deceptive "vaccine" label but not say TRANSFECTION the decades old bench tool that produces Gain of Function aka transfected cell culture & keep confusion which obscures the crime of known lobotomy level crime & rebrand the insanity for IP cash cow.
https://web.archive.org/web/20150822064507/https://www.thermofisher.com/us/en/home/references/gibco-cell-culture-basics/transfection-basics.html
A couple to add:
Fertily because extra bleeding makes you feel like a lady.
Your liver loves being pushed to the limits with extra enzymes.
Thank you for pressing on during this time when many are still not awake 🇨🇦
I'm grateful that you've been designed to address issues like this. I appreciate your clarity of mind and of speech that enables you to require answers that you understand so you can help us understand. Thank you.
Surfing summary:
https://espace.library.uq.edu.au/view/UQ:d27898f
Totally off-topic!
I was reading a journal article about 'time' and was intrigued to search for one of the authors Michael Thompson Ph.D.
and came across a large piece of research he did in Aus on Surfing! I thought that might grab your attention.
https://espace.library.uq.edu.au/data/UQ_d27898f/s4356631_phd_thesis.pdf?dsi_version=677c732ee8cb1c51e07c7b15c4fe96f7&Expires=1741469350&Key-Pair-Id=APKAJKNBJ4MJBJNC6NLQ&Signature=ahDYOuJFi8ViiXyUgnVzo4TmEagOhxsg2dZS1v1KRlgXWGBeXtRAMBurGDsQ-FZcp-zjyUQpCSSnuXAU3Or~PJF28yTq9F8CayAPpPjuB7WDPzsDdW7rQ~cJroVJcqMy8KDUXn-0VDUSMr3wsFB-PTQ~6qOKkbk4-LurW4NYPRR-nXVpmJAtrfPI52DLeL4xXWm0QbLYNXwqymN5ufnmpFZBl8KLKlINxQFsEy70YyjVgwnrs8HmPtJmDSQ2gPxIx96mkC-VN2MC0oPOuHYhOVNS8laXhUgVcrpFN3FYVYPrmgZ1QUTrNB-2XCNLfR4rZrFa1ysODsyJok~JkjvPjQ__
My favorite parts of Covid:
The Doctors
Of The Medical Freedom Movement
Are Fighting For Their Reputations.
They’re Not Fighting For The Truth.
They Can’t. Because The Truth
Will Destroy Their Profession
And Consequently Their Reputations.