MoMurder-na Harmaceuticals Presents: The VAER Y SCARY 19 VACCINE!!
β100% Safe and Effective ... Until Itβs Not!!β
Are you tired of living a long, healthy life? Do you long for the excitement of a debilitating, mystery illness? Well, worry no more!! The VAER Y SCARY 19 VACCINE is here to shake things up!!
Straight from the brilliant minds who brought you opioid epidemics, thalidomide babies, and the food pyramid that made you diabetic, MoMurder-na is proud to offer you a vial of Holy Water designed to fortify your faith in modern medicine.
Side effects?? Only the BEST!! Here are the top 19 thrilling adverse events waiting for YOU and your family!!
π§ Anaphylaxis - Because breathing is overrated
π Myocarditis & Pericarditis - Give your heart that warm, inflated feeling!!
π Thrombosis with Thrombocytopenia Syndrome (TTS) - Clots? Low platelets? Why not both?!!
𦽠Guillain-Barre Syndrome (GBS) - Who needs mobility when you have compliance?
π Severe Allergic Reactions - Let's see if your EpiPen works!!
π€Έ Seizures - A great way to shake up your nervous system!!
π Pulmonary Embolism - Breathe deep ... if you still can!!
π Deep Vein Thrombosis - A clot of fun for the whole family!!
π₯³ Appendicitis - Appendix?? Who needs one anyway?
π Intestinal Obstruction - Your gut instincts were right to be afraid!!
π Kawasaki Disease - Vroom vroom!! Straight to the pediatric ward!!
π₯ Multisystem Inflammatory Syndrome in Children (MIS-C) - The kids are NOT alright!!
π§ Bellβs Palsy - When your compliance shows ... on only half your face!!
Transverse Myelitis - For those with backbone!!
π Optic Neuritis - Who needs eyesight when you have blind faith?
π₯ Autoimmune Disorders - Your bodyβs new hobby? Attacking itself!!
β οΈπβ οΈπ Death - R.I.P.
Worried? DONβT BE!!
The βsafe and effectiveβ data was carefully curated, massaged, and retroactively adjusted by esteemed experts in white coats - the same ones who promised you that cigarettes were good for your throat and DDT was safe to spray on your kids!!
And if the βscienceβ isn't enough to calm you down, don't worry!! We've got free Happy Meals waiting for you and your loved ones - post jab!! πβ οΈπ Because nothing says βtrust the scienceβ like an over-processed burger and fries served with a side of coercion!!
CLOSING JINGLE
(To the tune of a cheerful ad γΌ think McDonaldβs but sinister!!)
βGet the shot, don't ask why!!
Ignore the deaths γΌ comply, comply!!
Itβs VAER Y SCARY, but don't you stress...
Side effects mean it works the best!!β
Narrator: MoMurder-na Harmaceuticals γΌ βIf you survive the first dose, weβve got boosters lined up just for you!!β
π¨Warning: Some customers may experience buyerβs remorse, loss of bodily autonomy, or sudden urges to question authority. If symptoms of critical thinking persist, please consult your nearest fact-checker. π¨
Oh my god, my sister and I are beside ourselves with laughter. I don't think I have ever read anything so brilliantly sarcastic and yet, so tragically true.
I have no understanding of how vaccines function. Could you please explain to me how, if our T cell development is mostly in our epithelial layers, it makes sense to inject anything deeper than that epithelial layer? It would seem to me to make more sense to scratch the epithelial layer and introduce the vaccine there. What am I missing?
Nice way to back off the deceptive "vaccine" label but not say TRANSFECTION the decades old bench tool that produces Gain of Function aka transfected cell culture & keep confusion which obscures the crime of known lobotomy level crime & rebrand the insanity for IP cash cow.
I'm grateful that you've been designed to address issues like this. I appreciate your clarity of mind and of speech that enables you to require answers that you understand so you can help us understand. Thank you.
Where was this discussion in 2021? These were fatal flaws of the gene therapy injections on reflection. Especially the dosing problem amongst a cohort widely varying by age. It's why the mRNA shots would have likely been so much more dangerous to younger age groups as you get away from the original 'target' audience of 85 year olds. That is, if the primary effect of the shots is as it has been described, forgetting about problems of contamination and wide distribution of placebo doses. Yes, I'm sure you can find in some parts of the US (I'm looking at you, Seattle) areas where people will attest to the shots being "safe and effective." How significant is it to say that a placebo dose is safe and effective? It's meaningless. That shot producers knew they would have to mix in significant portions of placebo doses in with their output in order to mitigate against widespread anticipated side effects shows that they were aware of the unsafeness of their product.
π βSATIRICALβ PROMOTIONAL ANNOUNCEMENT π
MoMurder-na Harmaceuticals Presents: The VAER Y SCARY 19 VACCINE!!
β100% Safe and Effective ... Until Itβs Not!!β
Are you tired of living a long, healthy life? Do you long for the excitement of a debilitating, mystery illness? Well, worry no more!! The VAER Y SCARY 19 VACCINE is here to shake things up!!
Straight from the brilliant minds who brought you opioid epidemics, thalidomide babies, and the food pyramid that made you diabetic, MoMurder-na is proud to offer you a vial of Holy Water designed to fortify your faith in modern medicine.
Side effects?? Only the BEST!! Here are the top 19 thrilling adverse events waiting for YOU and your family!!
π§ Anaphylaxis - Because breathing is overrated
π Myocarditis & Pericarditis - Give your heart that warm, inflated feeling!!
π Thrombosis with Thrombocytopenia Syndrome (TTS) - Clots? Low platelets? Why not both?!!
𦽠Guillain-Barre Syndrome (GBS) - Who needs mobility when you have compliance?
π Severe Allergic Reactions - Let's see if your EpiPen works!!
π€Έ Seizures - A great way to shake up your nervous system!!
β€οΈβπ©Ή Stroke - A stroke of bad luck, but hey, safe and effective!!
β€οΈβπ©Ή Heart Attack - Because nothing says protection like cardiac arrest!!
π Pulmonary Embolism - Breathe deep ... if you still can!!
π Deep Vein Thrombosis - A clot of fun for the whole family!!
π₯³ Appendicitis - Appendix?? Who needs one anyway?
π Intestinal Obstruction - Your gut instincts were right to be afraid!!
π Kawasaki Disease - Vroom vroom!! Straight to the pediatric ward!!
π₯ Multisystem Inflammatory Syndrome in Children (MIS-C) - The kids are NOT alright!!
π§ Bellβs Palsy - When your compliance shows ... on only half your face!!
Transverse Myelitis - For those with backbone!!
π Optic Neuritis - Who needs eyesight when you have blind faith?
π₯ Autoimmune Disorders - Your bodyβs new hobby? Attacking itself!!
β οΈπβ οΈπ Death - R.I.P.
Worried? DONβT BE!!
The βsafe and effectiveβ data was carefully curated, massaged, and retroactively adjusted by esteemed experts in white coats - the same ones who promised you that cigarettes were good for your throat and DDT was safe to spray on your kids!!
And if the βscienceβ isn't enough to calm you down, don't worry!! We've got free Happy Meals waiting for you and your loved ones - post jab!! πβ οΈπ Because nothing says βtrust the scienceβ like an over-processed burger and fries served with a side of coercion!!
CLOSING JINGLE
(To the tune of a cheerful ad γΌ think McDonaldβs but sinister!!)
βGet the shot, don't ask why!!
Ignore the deaths γΌ comply, comply!!
Itβs VAER Y SCARY, but don't you stress...
Side effects mean it works the best!!β
Narrator: MoMurder-na Harmaceuticals γΌ βIf you survive the first dose, weβve got boosters lined up just for you!!β
π¨Warning: Some customers may experience buyerβs remorse, loss of bodily autonomy, or sudden urges to question authority. If symptoms of critical thinking persist, please consult your nearest fact-checker. π¨
Oh my god, my sister and I are beside ourselves with laughter. I don't think I have ever read anything so brilliantly sarcastic and yet, so tragically true.
HUGE THANKS for the positive feedback!! MASSIVELY APPRECIATED!! πππ
π - great work.
As for Myocarditis - Jimmy Dore has been saying that "your heart will be 'swelling with pride', because of taking the 'vaccines'".
Profound heartfelt thanks!! πβ€οΈβπ©Ήπ¨π
A couple to add:
Fertile issues because your extra bleeding makes you feel like a lady.
Your liver loves being pushed to the limits with extra enzymes.
Brutal, yet true!!
The absurdity accentuates the degree of indoctrination so prevalent. Humor can cut through people's ridiculous posturing and underlying bias.
Sadly, some people seem to have no sense of humor whatsoever.
There's been so much harm, and that shouldn't be trivialized, but if we can laugh we can start to heal.
π―π―π―ππ AGREED!! Whole-inflammedγΌheartedly!!
Excellent. I love sarcasm made me laugh. Thank you.
MASSIVE THANKS!!
Did you steal a copy of what our regulators
propose for compliance with Nuremberg Code Informed Consent rules?
Thank u π·
LNP-based prophylactic injections sounds like an oxymoron to me.
Dr Jessica Rose πΉ looking forward to it especially on IPAK EDU ππ With a strong cup of coffee for sure βοΈ
Thank you for all that you are doing. Keep up the good work.
I have no understanding of how vaccines function. Could you please explain to me how, if our T cell development is mostly in our epithelial layers, it makes sense to inject anything deeper than that epithelial layer? It would seem to me to make more sense to scratch the epithelial layer and introduce the vaccine there. What am I missing?
"novel LNP-based prophylactic injection methodologies"
Nice way to back off the deceptive "vaccine" label but not say TRANSFECTION the decades old bench tool that produces Gain of Function aka transfected cell culture & keep confusion which obscures the crime of known lobotomy level crime & rebrand the insanity for IP cash cow.
https://web.archive.org/web/20150822064507/https://www.thermofisher.com/us/en/home/references/gibco-cell-culture-basics/transfection-basics.html
A couple to add:
Fertily because extra bleeding makes you feel like a lady.
Your liver loves being pushed to the limits with extra enzymes.
Thank you for pressing on during this time when many are still not awake π¨π¦
I'm grateful that you've been designed to address issues like this. I appreciate your clarity of mind and of speech that enables you to require answers that you understand so you can help us understand. Thank you.
Where was this discussion in 2021? These were fatal flaws of the gene therapy injections on reflection. Especially the dosing problem amongst a cohort widely varying by age. It's why the mRNA shots would have likely been so much more dangerous to younger age groups as you get away from the original 'target' audience of 85 year olds. That is, if the primary effect of the shots is as it has been described, forgetting about problems of contamination and wide distribution of placebo doses. Yes, I'm sure you can find in some parts of the US (I'm looking at you, Seattle) areas where people will attest to the shots being "safe and effective." How significant is it to say that a placebo dose is safe and effective? It's meaningless. That shot producers knew they would have to mix in significant portions of placebo doses in with their output in order to mitigate against widespread anticipated side effects shows that they were aware of the unsafeness of their product.
Surfing summary:
https://espace.library.uq.edu.au/view/UQ:d27898f
Totally off-topic!
I was reading a journal article about 'time' and was intrigued to search for one of the authors Michael Thompson Ph.D.
and came across a large piece of research he did in Aus on Surfing! I thought that might grab your attention.
https://espace.library.uq.edu.au/data/UQ_d27898f/s4356631_phd_thesis.pdf?dsi_version=677c732ee8cb1c51e07c7b15c4fe96f7&Expires=1741469350&Key-Pair-Id=APKAJKNBJ4MJBJNC6NLQ&Signature=ahDYOuJFi8ViiXyUgnVzo4TmEagOhxsg2dZS1v1KRlgXWGBeXtRAMBurGDsQ-FZcp-zjyUQpCSSnuXAU3Or~PJF28yTq9F8CayAPpPjuB7WDPzsDdW7rQ~cJroVJcqMy8KDUXn-0VDUSMr3wsFB-PTQ~6qOKkbk4-LurW4NYPRR-nXVpmJAtrfPI52DLeL4xXWm0QbLYNXwqymN5ufnmpFZBl8KLKlINxQFsEy70YyjVgwnrs8HmPtJmDSQ2gPxIx96mkC-VN2MC0oPOuHYhOVNS8laXhUgVcrpFN3FYVYPrmgZ1QUTrNB-2XCNLfR4rZrFa1ysODsyJok~JkjvPjQ__