Dissident? From Canuckistan? Obviously you are not a hater. Like me, but I am an equal opportunity hater but not of the DIEverSH*Tty crowd. Do you ever have a day off that you take as a "protest" day? Ya know, a day you withdraw from the mess we call society? Here in Canuckistan, the crowds you see are not kosher, as one in three of the sheeple still support an ample assed, pie faced, spawn of a hippie mother and a commie fake father whose skinny minnie biceps and chicken winged forearms measured in at an equal value of 4 inch diameter each. That was a total of 8 inches, with that numerical representative of his IQ by subtracting 11. Yes, I know, that puts the little sh*t in a negative categorization. And he was a hoplophobic baby hater proven by his legalizing aborticide and homosexuality.
Oh yes, he hated homosexuals!!! Dontcha just know that he legalized it so it would spread and kill more of them by disease? The CDC says that this one to two percent of the population has over half of the active cases of HIV. Do I hate them? Nope but I pity them their bondage. Why would they live a deathstyle like that? And why would they prefer the whiskered cheek and the hairy legged stubble in lieu of the soft gentle smooth touch of a woman's facial and leggy skin? It is insanity!
But he was an insane racist, plotting to reduce white babies and white males from the gene pool. But of course he was a self hating racist. But back to protest day. I think I will go town and protest the corrupt prejudicially biased wokist wanker courts by driving back and forth in front of them holding down on my airhorn set. I have found that it takes two passes before you must vanish when "dee poleeeces" come out to ticket you for causing excess noise. Never been caught and it is great sport.
My most productive protest day happened years ago when on that protest day I was walking through a park and noticed a well dressed man leaning back on a park bench sound asleep. On closer examination I recognized a city councillor with a notorious politically correct bent. The opportunity was real, but I had left Zeke my trusty malamute at home. So I improvised.
Looking around I saw we were alone, so I opened my zipper and gave his left leg a good watering, noting he never moved. I then walked a distance and sat under a tree, leaning against the trunk for about ten minutes before he woke up. He stood up slowly and then looked down, felt his soggy pantleg and looked around in every direction.
Ah, the moment was sweet and I laughed all my way to my truck.
So today I will celebrate that moment, and think of the cute impish four women who I am friends with and their reaction when I told them one by one and they laughed and laughed and laughed, save one. When I told her, she just smirked and then a very affectionate look came over her face, she took my hand in hers, looked up at me and said, "Oh Edward, I love you so."
And I took her hand, raised it to my lips and kissed the back of it. But of course you all think this is just a story? But do not any of you believe I would do such a thing?
She said one more thing. "Edward, you are a terrible man............but I still love you. At that we both laughed.
Thank you, Trevor. I will try that as well. I would give anything to hear silence again.
Me too.
Dissident? From Canuckistan? Obviously you are not a hater. Like me, but I am an equal opportunity hater but not of the DIEverSH*Tty crowd. Do you ever have a day off that you take as a "protest" day? Ya know, a day you withdraw from the mess we call society? Here in Canuckistan, the crowds you see are not kosher, as one in three of the sheeple still support an ample assed, pie faced, spawn of a hippie mother and a commie fake father whose skinny minnie biceps and chicken winged forearms measured in at an equal value of 4 inch diameter each. That was a total of 8 inches, with that numerical representative of his IQ by subtracting 11. Yes, I know, that puts the little sh*t in a negative categorization. And he was a hoplophobic baby hater proven by his legalizing aborticide and homosexuality.
Oh yes, he hated homosexuals!!! Dontcha just know that he legalized it so it would spread and kill more of them by disease? The CDC says that this one to two percent of the population has over half of the active cases of HIV. Do I hate them? Nope but I pity them their bondage. Why would they live a deathstyle like that? And why would they prefer the whiskered cheek and the hairy legged stubble in lieu of the soft gentle smooth touch of a woman's facial and leggy skin? It is insanity!
But he was an insane racist, plotting to reduce white babies and white males from the gene pool. But of course he was a self hating racist. But back to protest day. I think I will go town and protest the corrupt prejudicially biased wokist wanker courts by driving back and forth in front of them holding down on my airhorn set. I have found that it takes two passes before you must vanish when "dee poleeeces" come out to ticket you for causing excess noise. Never been caught and it is great sport.
My most productive protest day happened years ago when on that protest day I was walking through a park and noticed a well dressed man leaning back on a park bench sound asleep. On closer examination I recognized a city councillor with a notorious politically correct bent. The opportunity was real, but I had left Zeke my trusty malamute at home. So I improvised.
Looking around I saw we were alone, so I opened my zipper and gave his left leg a good watering, noting he never moved. I then walked a distance and sat under a tree, leaning against the trunk for about ten minutes before he woke up. He stood up slowly and then looked down, felt his soggy pantleg and looked around in every direction.
Ah, the moment was sweet and I laughed all my way to my truck.
So today I will celebrate that moment, and think of the cute impish four women who I am friends with and their reaction when I told them one by one and they laughed and laughed and laughed, save one. When I told her, she just smirked and then a very affectionate look came over her face, she took my hand in hers, looked up at me and said, "Oh Edward, I love you so."
And I took her hand, raised it to my lips and kissed the back of it. But of course you all think this is just a story? But do not any of you believe I would do such a thing?
She said one more thing. "Edward, you are a terrible man............but I still love you. At that we both laughed.
And I will let you all decide.