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OK, but how come Bill Gates is a prick and a cunt?

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He's a cunt metaphorically speaking.🙃

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That is a dichotomy I had never considered. I will meditate on that.

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And the answer is... because that would make it a crap operating system. It's evolutionary biology init?

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Ballad of Epstein's Island . . . (Ballad of Gilligan's Island parody) . . . https://cwspangle.substack.com/p/ballad-of-epsteins-island

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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful trip That started at this New York airport

Aboard this tiny jet.

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Gates was a mighty molesting man,

A gimper sick and queer.

Five pederasts took flight that day

For a three hour screw, a three hour screw.

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The pedos started getting rough,

The tiny kid was tossed, If not for the courage of the Disney crew

The Lolita would be lost, the Lolita would be lost.

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The jet touched down on the shore of this secret tropic isle

With Jeffrey And Brunel too,

The Microsoft billionaire and his wife,

The movie stars

Paul Pelosi and Ghislai-anne

Here on Epstein's Isle.

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