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Leskunque Lepew's avatar

How much does it pay?

Any benefits?

mejbcart's avatar

yes, one, the benefit of doubt.

Factscinator's avatar

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Neil D's avatar

Sounds like one of my previous jobs. But mine was real science: I wrote DNA sequences in MS Word and gave A/T and G/C different colours!

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πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ₯‚LOL

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MASSIVE THANKS πŸ™πŸ‘πŸŽ‰ Have a great day!

Judy Bolton's avatar

Your levity is much appreciated especially today for the last 6 years of nightmares.

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Many thanks for the lovely compliment. πŸ™πŸ˜Š

Have a wonderful day!

Brandon is not your bro's avatar

There is no light with these people, only darkness.

Kmari's avatar

The β€œhubris of man” cannot touch the divine order

Leslie H MSc's avatar

Amen: You made my day, dear being of Light, questioning the differentials in context for knowing, there’s a difference between power and (text-book compliant) smarts.

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John Day MD's avatar

A human cell membrane is 7-10 nM thick. Violet, the shortest visible wavelength is 400 nM, 40X that, which makes it impossible to send detailed information to biological machinery inside cells, at the proper scale, which implies use of x-rays, which either pass through or destroy little biological things.

What Is DARPA Really Doing Here?

It sounds destructive to me.

James Kringlee's avatar

So they plan an "open-ended genetic control platform" that they can control, remotely and at scale, via "optical signals" - probably code for any number of frequencies on the the electromagnetic spectrum. Including. in the future, a Wi-Fi "GHz' frequency.

Once "they" infest and infect peoples cells with a signal transducing molecular machine ? ? ? to be encapsulated in a lipid nano-particle delivered via injection or inhalation of the lipid nano-particle via its encapsulation in an aerosolized bioweapon delivery particle - so "they" can remotely genetically manipulate our genes.

In ancient lore The Flood cleared the earth of the evil, the evil created by genetic manipulation. Genetic manipulation "remotely and at scale" is a part of the plan of the evil to mine the Light of God from God's People then clear God's People from the earth and take Our Planet Earth for the evil.

mejbcart's avatar

The proposal says nothing about exact wavelength, just this:

"Currently optogenetic systems have been demonstrated to support up to three distinguishable wavelengths (red, green, and blue) within a cell, but expanding this capability is essential for enabling the NAC to incorporate nucleotides with high precision."

Since nucleaotides absorb the UV range from 220nm all the way up, with ~260nm max, and there are small shifts depending on the base, that range will easy penetrate the cell membrane... We sun-bath in similar ranges all the time:

https://acd-ext.gsfc.nasa.gov/anonftp/toms/tmp/uvpaper/UV_distribution.pdf

oh, one usually writes nm, since the crazy scientists use nM for nano-Molar...

John Day MD's avatar

Yes, the visible wavelengths can penetrate cells, but to transmit commands one nucleotide or nucleoside at a time to something like a man-made optical ribosome with any kind of sequence precision seems ludicrous.

However, but the short (x-rqy) wavelengths are too energetic, and destroy the cellular machinery, hence my argument that this is a false-front for something else that DARPA is actually doing.

mejbcart's avatar

ribosomes translate the ready made genetic info which comes from nucleus, that's how proteins are made. That's not what they plan, they want to replace the s.c. polymerases from the HUMAN nucleus (or what viruses use, the s.c. RND/DNA dependent polymerases) AND redesign them so that they do NOT need any template, which normally is the original DNA, from chromosomes! Basically they envision to shine sequences of short EMF pulses corresponding to excitation of specific base and with that to force that polymerase to start and continuing building the bonds between those consecutive bases, that's a production of completely new DNA, in any cell. That's called GMOc, GOD MOVE OVER completely.

Don't think that will remove the white clots introduced in the blood vessels of the jabs victims..

Judy Bolton's avatar

Much of this is beyond my scope of practice,but it just sounds like they are trying to remake human beings a la Frankenstein or half human+half droid. The mRNA experiment was more than enough for me, at least, to say quit playing games with peoples lives. It's cost how many millions of lives thus far? The mass murders in WW11 should have been the end of that kind of atrocity.Why would we allow some psychotic billionaire(s)to continue these heinous crimes with our tax dollars and our blessings? Maybe their time would be better spent figuring out a way to eradicate the screw worms that were eradicated in the USA in 1966. It's all over Texas and Canada just got one cow sent here a few days ago. They will eat any animal from the inside out...that would be a perfect project to help mankind so there's beef to still eat at least. I wonder if leeches would devour those white fibrous clots that came as a bonus with those brilliant shots? They work great for debriding dead tissue in wounds still. I wish I was a biologist now.Maybe I can get my biologist brother to check it out.

Kirk Martinak's avatar

What DARPA is proposing here feels uncomfortably close to the kind of biological β€œrewrite from the outside” concept we’ve only ever seen in science fiction. When you start talking about using light to encode genetic instructions inside living cells β€” bypassing DNA, bypassing RNA, bypassing normal biology β€” that stops being ordinary research and starts sounding like the early blueprint for programmable biology.

And yes, it’s hard not to see the Borg parallel. Not the metal implants or hive mind, but the deeper idea: biology that can be overwritten by an external signal. That’s the part that raises every red flag for me.

I’m not anti‑science, but I’ve lived long enough to see what happens when powerful systems get ahead of ethics and transparency. DARPA’s track record doesn’t exactly inspire blind trust. When the justification is vague, the capabilities are extreme, and the oversight is minimal, caution isn’t paranoia β€” it’s common sense.

Some technologies shouldn’t be rushed just because they’re possible. This is one of them.

Is resistance futile?

Unjabbed Mick (UK)'s avatar

I agree Jessica! Anything that comes out of any government agency under the DEFENCE banner is at the very least dubious. At worst it's suspicious or maybe dangerous if associated with pharmaceutical companies like Moderna or Pfizer, etc,.

This could be their ultimate access to our 'thoughts' and attitudes by reprograming our brains with 'poisons' designed for that purpose.

We must never forget that Big Pharma are desperate to retain their PREP Act 'shield of protection' from liability. The PREP Act removes all liability for DEATHS and INJURIES caused by their poisonous injections called 'VACCINES'.

Unjabbed Mick (UK Patriot) We live longer!

Judy Bolton's avatar

I totally agree with you. We had a good friend with a brilliant computer whiz son who was interviewed by the USA Department of Defense. When he asked exactly what the job entailed, the answer was" If we told you , we'd have to kill you." They were dead serious...he declined their offer.

Unjabbed Mick (UK)'s avatar

Thanks Judy! We must not let the world forget what's been going on since the creation of covid & the deadly 'cure'. That was just the start of their WEF's New World Order depopulation (by vax and caused initially, by modified viruses, using GoF). Mick.

Beth's avatar

I am straight up NO THANKS on this one. Damn it gets harder by the day to refuse to comply with all the BS πŸ˜–

Just a Clinician's avatar

Let's hope we even have a choice!

Watchful's avatar

They want to be gods. Completely in control of everything and everyone.

Paula Chandler's avatar

Ok, Wow! I gotta hand it to you dear Jessica, you have this habit of dropping bombshells of intense info on us mere mortals. I am processing here over my morning coffee. Whew!

A thought came to my mind, β€œThe light of the body is the eye, if therefore thine eye is single, thy whole body shall be full of light”

OldSysEng's avatar

And He said "I am the light of the world..."

PERSISTENT OBJECTOR to new IHR's avatar

Since successful efforts are under way to prevent our exposure to strong direct sunlight (even on sunny days the light looks filtered through a haze), I wonder inhowfar strong sunlight, when not prevented from doing so, fulfils its own role in that context? Would you have any idea? Thank you

Sophie Bertrand's avatar

Maybe they will succeed in making the light device needed like in "Men in black" to erase memory of anyone exposed to too much truth or heavy duty material that could still make whistleblowing possible? LOL

Marie's avatar

First, let me tell you how much I loved you singing the Lord’s Prayer in Prague. It was beautiful.

Thank you for this article. You have a beautiful mind and can translate things for people like me to understand (?) and ponder. Things that otherwise would go right over my head. Thank you (and others like you-are there any?) who strive to preserve our humanity. I worry about my grandchildren’s future in this β€œmodern” world and find comfort when I know you are fighting for all of us!

Thank you!

Patricia GR's avatar

This is not only Gain of Function, this is Power Over Function. Who authorizes this stuff? It needs to be stopped!

Judy Bolton's avatar

I'd love to know too, but as long as it stops the insanity, I'm for it. Didn't they used to go out behind the barn for this stuff?

mejbcart's avatar
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very important doc, thanks for pointing to it! Yes, the very first sentence tells it all. For thousands of years humanity produced food, etc., until DARPA came in order to make the opposite of security!

So it looks little bit like with this DARPA LUCIFERIAN endeavor here, we are heading towards the so frightened "spooky action at a distance"... There are only 4 bases, not to count the already synthetic ones introduced through covid shots, and each of them is absorbing very specific light, so things might be not so difficult??? So that crisping would be via polymerases, straight in nucleus? But then why not to produce the entire synthetic chromosome to begin with? Why do they need our LIVING BODY in order to rewrite it 'life'?

THIS HAS TO BE STOPPED NOW, and never, ever, even slightly 'tolerated'!, just my opinion.

Any tolerance of such rewriting of the ORIGINAL CODE OF OUR CREATOR, indicates EVIL.

Any tolerance would be ok, if DARPA et al. leaves OUR PLANET, and goes, who the hell knows, maybe where these bastards came from... It is NON-HUMAN, ANTI-HUMAN!

ufo disclosure about any cloning, NOW please.

ROBIN DAY's avatar

Light controlled human - compute interface? Yikes, I had to dust off my tin foil hat for this comment. Is DARPA controlled by malevolent aliens or human beings intent on turning humanity into cyborgs?

Judy Bolton's avatar

By George, I think you've got it!

Mary's avatar

I'm with Helen Reddy. Leave me alone. Just leave me alone. Humanity has survived for thousands of years as well, or better before modern-day morons breathed their first breath. Nobody needs these people to help them make bad decisions.